Lorna vs. Deer

You think the car looks bad........ you should see the deer.

Last night I came upon a crack suicide deer, who (with no regards to traffic laws) leaped out of the woods into my path. I hit an adult doe at about 55 mph.

Later that day I heard that rutting season had just started. For those of you who are not aware of what rutting season is, here are the cliff notes on rut.

"During their so-called "rut," which generally lasts from October to
December, males go crazy. Their libido rises and they lose all caution,
searching for females in a frantic effort to breed. This sends females on the
run.

Naturally this results in moose and deer, chasing and being chased,
cross roads. And when that happens, collisions with cars are inevitable. "

I have only one thing to say to all the suicidal, accident causing, horny deer out there......Venison will be my revenge.

Pepsi and Live Bait anyone?

This was too funny not to post. Today I was out in the middle of nowhere taking some picts. I had to stop at a gas station for directions to where I was trying to go. As I pulled in I saw a couple vending machines, the first one was a Pepsi vending machine, nothing unusual there. The second was a live bait vending machine. I laughed so hard I had to get my camera and take a few shots. Anyone feeling like some Pepsi and Live Bait?

Photo Shoots

Check out the picts from my new photo shoots.


www.lornabingham.com/photography


There are 3 galleries, you need to select each gallery to see the picts. You can also click on the little square at the bottom left to see in full screen.


Here is a sneak peek for the lazy that dont want to click on the link .....

Love Them Wheels

He's a Genius

So Grandpa Tato sent Dean some puzzles for Christmas. Being that he has no clue when Christmas is, I decided to give them to him early. At first I gave all 4 puzzles to him, big mistake. He took all the pieces and started throwing them around the living room. So I thought, ok, maybe he is still too small for puzzles and I put them away.

The next day he grabbed my hand and took me over to the puzzles and pointed at them. So I said "ok, but you can only have one".

I took the puzzle and put it on the floor, this video shows what happened next.

Could There Be Something Better Than ICE CREAM?

I dont like yogurt, it just tastes weird. I found myself at McDonald's the other day, unusual place for me to be at, not so unusual when you have a 1 year old that loves nuggets. Anyway, even though it was snowing outside, I felt like eating some ice cream. So I walk over to the counter and see this cup of vanilla ice cream, with strawberries, and granola. I order it because it looks darn yummy. I was not fooled, this thing I was tasting WAS NOT ICE CREAM. However, my taste buds did not complain, this white creamy substance tasted darn good. But WHAT IS IT? Come to find out, I am eating yogurt. Since that day I have replaced my daily bowl of ice cream/strawberries/whipped cream/nuts with a cup of yogurt/strawberries/granola. HEY! at least its healthier!!!!!!!!!!!

I still do not like the taste of yogurt by itself, but something about the mixture of yogurt, strawberries and granola that I just love. I might, just might dare to say that it tastes better than ice cream.

Our Little Slice of Heaven

We went to the cabin today after church. Everytime we pull up to the driveway my heart jumps for joy. I love it there. There is such a sense of peace and serenity. It is still very surreal that in only a few weeks we get to call it HOME.

Today Tim was splitting some wood and everytime the maul hit the wood Dean would laugh histerically, it was the funniest thing. Oh How I Love Him!









Till Next Time....